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soooo it’s friday night..

current cravings: a massage, sushi, the beach, pizza, & my girlfriend.

what i currently have: a half eaten bag of hot cheetos, a messy room, & a headache.

i wish i had a genie right about now.. how legit would that be?!

if i did, i’d most definitely wish for my girlfriend first.

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sapphicdalliances:

it’s okay straight people, you make me uncomfortable too

Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others, it is your own mind.
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via perfect)

upgraders:

“r u a top or a bottom”

what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what

Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.

I taste her and realize I have been starving.
Anonymous (via barbieandken)